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When someone you're waiting on a reply from spends ages appearing to be typing a message so you expect some lengthy text, but instead simply receive a damning emoticon. Usually a negative result.
A portmanteau of emoticon, con and demote.
Example: Jim: Dude, what did she say when you asked her out?
Fred: Man, I waited ages and then got demoticonned.
demoticon demoticonned demoticunning emoticon demote conned
Adjective to describe a conversation that is filled with too many penis jokes or too many references to people named Richard.
She regretted wanting to be 'one of the guys' when she realised that all they ever did was sit around, drink beer and have dickcentric conversations.
The inability to get out of bed and go to work/school on a morning. Essentially the bed is experiencing constipation and you are the turd that won't come out. Though you say you and not the bed is mornstipated
Teacher: why are you so late for school Johnny?
John: sorry miss, was massively mornstipated!
The unstable, hurried and constrained movement of party girls on a night out. Caused by the restraints of tight, fitting dresses and shockingly high heel. Also known as the shuffle
Man, that girl has such a tight dress on; and bloody stilletos. I wonder how long her slut strut will last before she falls over
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When someone spits fresh (unfamiliar) slang into a normal conversation, thus rendering it unintelligible. Like being shell-shocked with slang.
The quick introduction of new slang into a conversation. The word equivalent to having a shot of tequila.
Dude, we were just a couple 30yr olds, minding our own business, smoking spliff and hanging at the park when this teen came up. He started to talk about purees and backies and all sorts of thing's we'd never heard. Turns out he wanted weed. We had no clue.
Man, sounds like you've received multiple slangshots. To the childhood. We're just getting too old for this shit.
The act of inserting racy or sexually charged but coded content into the beginning of one's thesis, book or report. From foreword, foreplay and wordplay
A: "Did you like the preface of my book? It was dedicated to you!"
B: "The forewordplay really got me in the mood!"
Generally: a random, warmish temperature, usually below the desired level.
Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
Leonidas: Man, I am so pissed. I was really looking forward to my morning coffee
Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.