Imaginius frienidius

Basically just my fancy word for saying imaginary friend.

Person: *talking to thin air*
Me: hey man, do you have Imaginius frienidius or something?

Malt Ball Malding

Malt Ball Malding refers to black bald people who mald (mald meaning angry and bald)

*bald black man getting angry*
Me: calm down, stop Malt Ball Malding

Megalosadomasosocipsychopathy

A combination of megalomania, sadomasochism, sociopathy, and psychopathy and it just makes sense.

Some guy: *acts crazy in a bad way*
Me: Dude, you must have Megalosadomasosocipsychopathy to be acting that mental