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Sockpuppet

When you fist a woman as deep as possible including your forearm and then act as if she is a sockpuppet that you control. For added fun carry her around and have her do some tasks while you are in control.

Me: Remember Lisa from accounting?

Co-worker: Yeah, what about her?

Me: We hooked up last night and I used her as a sockpuppet.

Co-worker: Hell yeah man I knew she was easy!

by boominyourface October 1, 2021

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