me time x

When your living In close proximity to another person,the only time you can masturbate is when they're in the shower or leave the house for a short time..

Man I had to get some me time x today, I hadn't had any time to relieve my self for days

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popped his clogs

To literally die.

Did you hear about the old guy down the street? He finally popped his clogs,they found him yesterday.

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Reality Synch

When your playing a video game or watching a movie and it starts raining or you hear gunshots,then it starts raining or you hear gunshots in the real world and the two synch up.
Making your virtual experience much more real.

I was playing Witcher the other day standing on a cliff and it started raining,all of a sudden it started raining for real and the smell and sound gave me a reality synch.

breaking good

When a hard core criminal, junkie or gang banger reaches a point in their life when they decide to go all goodie-two-shoes and start going to church,volunteering at soup kitchens and picking the kids up from school.

I saw Davo going to church the other day..looks like he's breaking good..i suppose there won't be any more of those three day meth orgies at his place anymore...bummer

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Swap the witch for the bitch

When you swap one addiction for another

Usually the witch is meth,heroin or coke
And the bitch is mostly alcohol and weed
The bitch can also be shopping, sex, gambling etc

I heard Tony gave up his Coke habit.
But he Swap the witch for the bitch
cause now he's a 180KGs junk food addict