Pervert

someone who's weird in a sexual way..anime

Hailey: AAAAAA OMG JACKKKKKK!!!! MY BUTTHOLE IS CLENCHING!!!! MY BOOBS ARE SO SYMMETRICAL FROM U SUCKING THEM EQUALLY!!!!!
Jack: OOOOOHHHH OH MYYYY ur boobs are getting deflated!!!!!
Hailey: WHAT?! NOOO!! *grabs her boobs* OMG ONES SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!
Jack: it's ok pookie ima go grab some milk to inflate them. brb. *walks off the stage*
Narrator: all the pervets just looked at Hailey. one ran to her and started getting her pregnant. Before a dumbbell dropped on his pp.
Jack: im back guys. anyways this is what happens to pervs so be aware and prepared and sexy.
Random pervert: AAAAAAHHHHHH my pp!!! its so deformed and squished its like my moms chest hair!!!
Billy: JACK, JACK! I have great news
Jack: what is it dr billy?
Billy: yo girl be pregnant with like 1/2 of a baby.
Jack: where tf is the other half?!
Billy: since its so small it can only produce the upper half of the babies body
Jack: can u tag her booty? since apparently mine is too small?

Billy: yah wtv ig. come her baby
Hailey: ok si papi. *they do it for like 10 days straight*
Hailey was like super pregnant with like 23 babies or something like that it's been a lot more than I have fingers and toes. yeah something like that.
Billy: ok ur prepared for child birth
Tim: you got this Hailey!!! PUSHHHHHH
all the perverts watched in total f-ing confusion bc what are these time skips idk anyways lets continue
Hailey: I gave birth to 40 babies.

Billy: 41. here's a healthy young seaweed plant.

OHHHHHHH

TikTok rizz party, very intriguing. very demure, very mindful. absolute best thing ever. if I were to have top 5 life experiences ts would be first. I love rizzers.

not original rizz party but ts rizzed me up like so much like OHHHHHHH im js a guy lookin at other sweaty guys and thinking...woah. I wanna dry hump them and let them pee on me like tf?

Turkish Quandale: hottest and most wobbly one. def a bottom. black hair, brown skin, big nose. hot...
Blue tie btc: this dude sweaty asl. like wtf why u so wet but anyways I find it hot, moving on
Random: I think its so f-ing cute, like bro thinks he fits in but like he lit doesn't but wtv its so hot I hump my dog to him.
2nd in command: bros second and always will be second, you'll Never be the greatest or the leader. Daddy dont like u...
tomato boy: blud is red, prob from me humping him all day long. its wtv at least I aint shoving it up there. get real.