MyStalking

Stalking done via MySpace, "spying" on people by checking their page obsessively for details such as last login time/date, who is commenting, changes to list of friends, pages of those "friends" for evidence of contact with victim.
An overall ridiculous waste of time and substitute for real life activities & relationships.

So have you gone out with Steve again?
No but I've been mystalking him and that skank totally left him comments about them hanging out 2 nights ago, and he's in her top 8, and he blocked me from emailing him...

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hump hunt

can be used as a noun or verb.
n. the search for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.
v. searching for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.

(noun) Jessica and Juliette took off by themselves on a hump hunt.
(verb) When you hump hunt, take your own car or make sure you have a friend to pick you up.

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