YakiPoon

1. (noun) a person who sees themselves as the savior of a grateful nation concerning all matters of immigration.


2. (noun) Yakima’s one-man DHS, the seldom revered/never feared ICEMAN

3. (verb) to verbally abuse—always from a position of anonymity—members of another race, gender or sexual orientation.

4. (verb) to attempt to incite riots/revolutions/garage sale boycotts against anyone who differs in the slightest from the inciters’ perspective of normalcy.

5. (adj) any person with a barely measurable IQ, who lets Team Limbaugh/Dobbs do the thinking for them.

Damn, when she learned that my great-great grand mother was a quarter Jamician, she went all YakiPoon on me.

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Boxer Spackle

(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.

(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.

"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."

"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."

Yakitude

1. (adj) a misplaced and incorrect attitude of superiority.
2. (adj) of, or pertaining to, an the incorrect belief in one's superior abilities.
3. (verb) treating others as serfs, chattel, or underlings.

She went all Yakitude on me, so I left her at the bar.

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Austin, Nevada

Located geographically in the middle of the state, Austin is a loose collection of single-wide trailers, unrepentant basketball junkies and unpaved streets. The product of generations of inbreeding, the main focus of the community is high school sports and cheap alcohol. The community has produced several better than average high school athletes, and an incredibly short list of college graduates.
The former home of the dazzling Linda Swafford.

I think I'm gonna go Austin, Nevada on my cousin, BettyJean

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