Homework

A torture method that teachers use to mentally burn you from inside out after you've wasted over 99,999999% of your energy at school. Some teachers are reasonable and give you doable amounts of homework but you have this dickass teachers who give you so much that you actually want to kill yourself after hearing it.

Mrs. Depression: Okay kids, because you worked well this class you will get 15 trillion pages of Math homework.
Me: Shove it up your fucking ass b1tch
Mrs. Depression: *dies*

LUL

1. A modification of LOL

2. And in Dutch, the word is also used as an inappropriate way to say dick

1. *A Top 500 overwatch streamer gets rekt by a 7 year old*
Chat: LUL

2. "Jij bent een lul" = "You are a dick(head)"

Trust issues

When you’re boyfriend/girlfriend is in love with your best friend and not you. When they only want pictures or your body.

Boy: I don’t like you anymore because we don’t talk enough.

Girl: we talk all the time but all you want is nudes and pictures. From past experiences and today I have trust issues.

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Clean and Jerk

One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.

He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.

Feminazi

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH FEMINISTS

Definition:
A woman that, instead of creating a society equal for man and woman, wants to give women more rights than men.

Feminists want man and woman to be equals in our society.

The fucking Feminazi however want the exact opposite of that, wanting to give women more rights than men since they believe that women are superior to men. These women (often disquised as Feminists) grab all the attention on social media, giving actual feminists a bad name.

Random boi: *literally breathes*
Feminazi: "HOW DAREE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SEX OBJECT, ALL MEN LIKE YOU ARE DISGUSTING PIGS THAT NEED TO BE CRUCIFIED "

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