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A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.
The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"
Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus
Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.
The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag
In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag
Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.
Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.
When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.
People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
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Danfag (n)(s) A homosexual person with a microscopic penis generally an Angstrom in length (measured using a Scanning Electron Microscope)
A Danfag would have a questionable gender.
Often confused with a transexual.
Danfags (pl) would be the result of a genetic mutation (Penisclerosis) with an hermaphrodite XXY chromosome.
There is no cure.
That Danfag does NOT have an AVBP
Danfag should do more stuff on Saturdays... what a Cock Munger
COME OUT OF THE FUCKING CLOSET DANFAG!!!
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A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.
Singular: A Penisclerosi
Plural: Penisclerosese
The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.
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