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the poof of poisonous gases that fester and brew and you hold in untill you find a victim to stand in front of in the grocery store and release your fart cloud upon them whilst you casually walk away and watch from the next isle as others look at them in disgust
that guy took so long in the grocery store selecting his brand of loo roll i just blew him a fart cloud within inches it smelt so bad other customers thought he had shat himself
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where a person grows piles of the bigest variety around there anus and it resembles a vineyard
hey that guy i tried to but fuck last night almost filled 3 bottles of wine from his anal vineyard ,and they wernt even seedless. i almost choked on the seeds. i think ill stick with newcastle brown ale from now on
when your female blows you a love puff from her front bottom
hey matey stay away from that tall blonde .we were making out and she gave me a mighty fannelblast i almost blew to the moon dude,if you entertain her at least wear a crash helmet
when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team
hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe
a shainter is a shady person who pretends to faint whilst mildly getting an electric shock from appliances such as dishwashers etc
jeez did you see that girl do a shainter and throw herself across the floor as if she had touched a live telegraph pole with her wet soapy bacterial washed hands .wow she only had a spelk ,how exaggerated does she need to be ??