barbecued

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way that is worse than just being "cooked".

bro 1: "how f*cked am i?
bro 2: "you didn't just get cooked bro, you got straight barbecued."

gal 1: "missed petition to graduate deadline PLS HELP"
bro 2: "sorry to hear that you didn't just get cooked, you got straight barbecued."