Shraug

shraug: when your penis is so small you can push it inside of your foreskin

Casey: dude, did you get coke dick or what
Sean: yeah man, i could Shraug that shit inside myself!!

in my eyes

The way I look at it.

Erin: Is cereal considered soup?
Casey: In my eyes, it's cold soup!

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mananagement

When a manager says they will do something the next day, but ultimately never do it. Combination of the words manana and management.

I keep asking mananagement to fire the creepy old guy or at least tell him to stop hitting on me, but they never do.

fool's gambit

A poor strategy, an unwise move, or a dangerous maneuver.

Sharon told Dave she was on birth control, so that he wouldn't use a condom. Dave decided not to pull out and now Sharon is pregnant. It was a fool's gambit.

half a loaf is better than none

Getting less than what one wants, is still better than getting none at all.

Casey: How did work go?
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.

shits the fan

To break or go south severely (when shit hits the fan).

Casey"Good thing my girlfriend has a nice car, I can use that when my car shits the fan."
Alex: "Yeah but what if your relationship shits the fan"?

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frick frack tickety tack

Oh my god i am horny!

Casey: You're cute.
Erin: Do you mean like puppy cute? Or frick frack tickety tack, take off your panties?

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