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...a male bitch who causes trouble or makes life miserable for others just because they feel like they can and laughs about all the chaos they're causing...
...Mitch McConnell...
Mitch McConnell is blocking everyone from getting their 2000 stimulus checks, he's really living up to his name!
the act of purposely putting actual shit (human or animal) in someone's food as a show of one's distain towards another.
originated by a notorious (albeit hilarious) scene in 2011's "The Help" by the character of Minny Jackson, portrayed by Octavia Spencer.
"Dave and Kyle may have succeeded in getting that homophobic baker to finally make their wedding cake but, I'm not going to eat it. You know that bigot Octavia Spencered that shit...with shit."
that one weird male co-worker who constantly says the wrong thing at the wrong time, messes up his work on the regular and just gives a general feeling of creepiness, awkwardness in the workplace, bringing the atmosphere down. because, in every workplace, there's always a guy named "Mike".
the new guy just keeps staring at me and doesn't seem to know how to do his work, even after being trained for 3 weeks. he reminds me of that last guy, Mike.
when one takes their sense of national pride to extreme levels as to become an unintentionally comical stereotype of what patriotism embodies and deliberately hating those that don't share the same intensity that they have, particularly those from other countries, other races and other religions...they are identified by their over-the-top demonstrations and admirations for national symbols, like hundreds of small American flags on their front yard, attaching gigantic American flags to the back of their pick-up trucks, etc...and their ability to turn any common, everyday conversation no matter how mundane into an instant political debate...the temper on people exhibiting this characteristic is incredibly short and are best avoided whenever possibly, particularly during summer months where heat adds on to their already enflamed attitude and news stories about Black Lives Matter or removal of confederate statues kicks it up several notches...
the family's hopes of having a peaceful family dinner were quickly crushed as father's hyper-neo-nationalism was triggered and he masterfully managed to turn a point over the color of one of the children's shirts into a full-on tirade about the corruption of the mainstream media and why black protestors should be locked up for the rest of their lives.
the act of expressing one's self in an immoral or social unacceptable way publicly and then attempting to use another immoral or social unacceptable ill to defend themselves.
when one is highly critical of a group of people and beliefs, especially those of a minority class, almost to fanatical levels but, when called out on their criticism, will attempt to use that judgment or prejudice in their favor against their detractors.
when one is clearly racist towards a minority group but, will say that anyone calling them racist for this action is obviously a racist themselves for pointing this out.
fake outrage.
after being called out for her racist viewpoints towards immigrants and the diversity in America, Laura Ingraham was quick to use her obvious FAUXISM of being an oppressed white person not being able to speak about the racism towards other white people as a turning point in the argument.
the gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. a gay person who openly and blatantly works against the progress of the LGBTQ+ community by working in direct connection with a party or group that opposes gay rights, usually serving in a "token" capacity and screaming at other gay people and allies about "intolerance" towards them because of their stance
DAVE RUBIN in the quintessential Auntie Tam as he spews right-wing politics and policies that threaten LGBTQ+ rights, while also fooling himself into thinking they accept his gay lifestyle, gay husband and surrogate child
an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.
named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.
the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.