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...a male bitch who causes trouble or makes life miserable for others just because they feel like they can and laughs about all the chaos they're causing...
...Mitch McConnell...
Mitch McConnell is blocking everyone from getting their 2000 stimulus checks, he's really living up to his name!
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an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.
named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.
the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.
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to make someone believe one thing, only for it to play out in the opposite direction.
when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.
according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:
constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)
variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)
your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.
an event that usually occurs in the celebrity section of Twitter...where one celebrity will make a seemingly ordinary observation or comment on a particular subject, causing hundreds (sometimes thousands) of other celebrities to gather around the original celebrity to give self-indulgent, congratulatory or brilliance to them, making them the BRIGHTEST star in their corner of the universe for the moment...
Elizabeth Banks' observation that Venom looked like he was "eating a dick" in a publicity still triggered a massive GLORY JERK on Twitter as thousands of fellow celebrities came out to call her a "comic genius" and "the sharpest mind in the world".
the gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. a gay person who openly and blatantly works against the progress of the LGBTQ+ community by working in direct connection with a party or group that opposes gay rights, usually serving in a "token" capacity and screaming at other gay people and allies about "intolerance" towards them because of their stance
DAVE RUBIN in the quintessential Auntie Tam as he spews right-wing politics and policies that threaten LGBTQ+ rights, while also fooling himself into thinking they accept his gay lifestyle, gay husband and surrogate child
the phenomenon where seemingly rational and intelligent people are given a choice between a regular, sensible, safe option and a completely absurd and random option...and in a lapse of hilarity...think to themselves "wouldn't it be funny if" and place a joke vote towards the laughable choice, thinking there is no way this will happen...
...unaware that millions of other seemingly rational and intelligent people have also thought of this and thus creating a tragically hilarious scenario where the joke candidate or choice has been chosen and is now in control of their daily lives, unfortunately.
John thought it would be funny to vote "Katy Perry" as the next United States senator from his state just so he could tell his co-workers the next day, unaware that The Schwarzenegger Effect would now place the pop singer in firm control of his state's government and his parents' health insurance coverage.