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when you take a shit so massive and with such velocity behind it that it forces itself to "disappear" down the toilet tube upon hitting the water, prompting a confused state when you look into the bowl and find it nowhere to be seen
Thomas knew he had a fiber-rich diet and felt it come out but, upon further investigation, didn't see what happened to the log he had produced. He was clearly a victim of his own ghosting.
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an affectionate term for a gay, black, male friend
it really didn't matter to Jelani that Tequan was gay, he would always be his bromo.
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when one takes their sense of national pride to extreme levels as to become an unintentionally comical stereotype of what patriotism embodies and deliberately hating those that don't share the same intensity that they have, particularly those from other countries, other races and other religions...they are identified by their over-the-top demonstrations and admirations for national symbols, like hundreds of small American flags on their front yard, attaching gigantic American flags to the back of their pick-up trucks, etc...and their ability to turn any common, everyday conversation no matter how mundane into an instant political debate...the temper on people exhibiting this characteristic is incredibly short and are best avoided whenever possibly, particularly during summer months where heat adds on to their already enflamed attitude and news stories about Black Lives Matter or removal of confederate statues kicks it up several notches...
the family's hopes of having a peaceful family dinner were quickly crushed as father's hyper-neo-nationalism was triggered and he masterfully managed to turn a point over the color of one of the children's shirts into a full-on tirade about the corruption of the mainstream media and why black protestors should be locked up for the rest of their lives.
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the act of purposely putting actual shit (human or animal) in someone's food as a show of one's distain towards another.
originated by a notorious (albeit hilarious) scene in 2011's "The Help" by the character of Minny Jackson, portrayed by Octavia Spencer.
"Dave and Kyle may have succeeded in getting that homophobic baker to finally make their wedding cake but, I'm not going to eat it. You know that bigot Octavia Spencered that shit...with shit."
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that one weird male co-worker who constantly says the wrong thing at the wrong time, messes up his work on the regular and just gives a general feeling of creepiness, awkwardness in the workplace, bringing the atmosphere down. because, in every workplace, there's always a guy named "Mike".
the new guy just keeps staring at me and doesn't seem to know how to do his work, even after being trained for 3 weeks. he reminds me of that last guy, Mike.
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the act of expressing one's self in an immoral or social unacceptable way publicly and then attempting to use another immoral or social unacceptable ill to defend themselves.
when one is highly critical of a group of people and beliefs, especially those of a minority class, almost to fanatical levels but, when called out on their criticism, will attempt to use that judgment or prejudice in their favor against their detractors.
when one is clearly racist towards a minority group but, will say that anyone calling them racist for this action is obviously a racist themselves for pointing this out.
fake outrage.
after being called out for her racist viewpoints towards immigrants and the diversity in America, Laura Ingraham was quick to use her obvious FAUXISM of being an oppressed white person not being able to speak about the racism towards other white people as a turning point in the argument.
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an extremely negative or poor attitude towards something.
a combination of the words "bullshit" and "funk".
her attitude towards the job was completely bunk as she didn't perform any of the tasks assigned to her and made the lives of her co-workers miserable with her nagging negativity.
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