iPod

1. The only reason why the tech industry is split into two sides now. You have Apple on one side, and Microsoft, HTC, Nokia, HP, Dell, Motorola, RIM, Sony, Nintendo, Panasonic, Toshiba and pretty much every other company that has their name plated in cheap chrome and glued on to almost any product that has a microprocessor in it, on one side.

2. The number 1 reason for envy in our modern society

3. The bar which splits society in two classes, rich and poor, according to those who owns an iPod.

4. A way to escape the nagging mom and into fantasy land where everyone dresses black turtle-necks and jeans.

1. Steve: "Today, we will re-invent the phone." - 2007

abc: "We introduce to you our new touch screen smart phone, Motorola Droid X!" - 2010

by then, Steve would've already re-invented the phone 4 times!

2. Tom:"HELP!!! I'm being robbed!"

Dick:"Mom, that poor man is being robbed. Shouldn't we help him?"

Dick's mom:"No honey he has an iPod. He deserved it."

3. Kid A: "Santa, what do I get for christmas?"

Santa: "Your family is rich and has donated a lot to our church, how about an iPod?"

Kid B: "Santa, I want an iPod too!"

Santa: "Kid, many things in life are destined. How about I give you a pair of socks instead?"

Kid B: "Oh Wow! Yay! Thanks Santa!"

4. Mom: "Tom, I thought I told you to.........!!!!!"

Tom: "Sorry mom! I'm iPodding and can't hear you! Can you speak louder?" -increases the volume as soon as he's finished his sentence.

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