as mess

An adverb which denotes a lot, quite a bit or very much.

I am hungry as mess.

It is cold as mess in your room.

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the late 90s

A really long time ago

Justin: Have you hung out with Tom lately?
Jesse: No way not since the late 90s.

Jesse: Do you remember when it was cool to wear really baggy clothes, wear baseball caps backwards, and constantly use lame catchphrases in everyday conversation?
Tom: Wow that must've been like way before the late 90s!

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is my g

An expression which denotes one's extreme affinity to a particular person or thing. The 'g' portion of the expression can be altered to closely associate it with the person or thing to create a humorous effect.

Tom: I cooked brinner for my bros.
Mario: Brinner is my g.

Justin: Did you see the Blake Griffin highlights from last night's game?
Jesse: Not yet, but Griffin is my absolute g!

Luke: Jesse is definitely going to draft MJD in fantasy football.
Justin: Definitely. MJD is his MJ-G

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fishing

A strategy used by guys for picking up chicks on the beach in which one guy sends the stud in your group on a long bomb route and throws a football into a large group of hotties. The guy running the route will be forced to dive into the group to make the catch, thus landing face-first in the sand. The hotties will be both impressed by his remarkable athleticism and concerned for his safety. Your buddy will return to your beach house with the group of hotties, thus allowing you to pick off one of the looser chicks. This technique was popularized in American Pie 2.

Tom: Justin! Go deep!
Jesse: What are you doing?
Tom: Fishing. *throws football*

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