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A new dance getting popular in the south. To move it like Bernie, dancers go limp and do their best impersonations of of the dead guy from Weekend at Bernie's
Guy 1: Did you see the youtube video where they're moving like Bernie?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: You should watch it... it's pretty sweet!
210π 103π
A purse
Man 1- "Hey! This messenger bag is way better than a backpack!"
Man 2- "That is a purse"
Man 3- "I agree"
Man 2- "It is pretty heterosexual!!!"
Man 1- "Darn!"
40π 42π
Combination of tennis and ping pong, future olympic sport, way to determine friend status or sponge-worthiness.
I am better than you at pickle ball.
48π 16π
A sexual move where a man reaching climax during anal sex pulls out and inserts a turkey baster filled with orange juice. After squeezing the baster and creating an illusion of ejaculation, the man cums in the women face and she poops out orange juice later, much to her dismay.
Guy 1- "Instead of dumping her, I just gave her the Orange Juice Houdini..."
Guy 2- "High Five!"
36π 9π
A high quality first name with a lot of panache.
Wake up Seven, breakfast is ready.
191π 60π
A person who seems Jewish but is really Italian.
dude: Is Lady Gaga jewish?
guy: Nah, she's italian and catholic but she is kind of a costanza now that I think about it.
24π 6π
a milestone that isn't as exciting as one thought it would be.
"This is the 100th stamp i've collected... its a milestone!"
"More like a Mildstone!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha!"
37π 5π