Rural Dictionary

gur

There was a gur in the jungle. He had a hot lion mommy with six breasts.

by braD March 18, 2004

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dick bump

The act of penal penatration to a fetus's skull.

While I was fucking this bad ass bitch It felt like I was hitting a wall with my dick, but then she said to quit dick bumping her baby.

by braD February 4, 2005

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Located in north america, hosting diverse cultures, geography, animals, resources and manerisms. Second largest land mass, said to be the best place to live, home of the north-most inhabitation, and well governed. Descending country of (mainly) Great Britain and France. Critical and critisized, most popularly by/to the United States of America. Two official languages are English and French. Slowly growing population of approximately 30 million. Contains 10 provinces and 3 territories. Often patriotic. Known (to author) to fight only for rightly justified cause. Home of many celebrities (good and bad), large fan of hockey (watch canadian tv), (at time of posting) legalizing homosexual marriage and marijuana, harbouring a province wanting to seperate, and similar (willingly or not) to its neighboor to the south. Eh.

Shall one travel to southern America, or northerly Canada?

by braD March 17, 2004

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