onesome

a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.

downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.

bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?

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barry it

to puke. its usually used when puking from having too much drink or drugs.

"no more cheers, i think i'm gonna barry it."

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Grolid

low quality cannabis resin, cut with other substances.

"i couldn't get any skunk bruv so we have to make do with dis dutty grolid."

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boy-off

to be rude or to ignore or to walk away from someone.

oi! he just walked away from me! smack that boy-off!

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wench

short for well hench.

"mate check that fat bitch! she is wench!!"

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ROFLCPTR

a shortening of the phrase roflcopter. it used when something is deemed to be humourous.

LOLL LOLL LOLL!!1!!1!!11! D@ n00b gt pwned! ROFLCPTR :D:D:D

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ROFLCPTRZZZZ

plural of the word ROFLCPTR, describes not one roflcopter but a fleet of them. it can be spelt using anything from 3 to 10 Z's.

n00b: i have aids.

person: ROFLCPTRZZZZ

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