Bracknell

Also referred to as chav land or Cracknell, if anyone asks where you live you tell them you live in Ascot or Reading. A trip to the local park consists of contracting HIV from a discarded heroine needle and getting threatened by badman Ross Tibbles. Bossman down at your local has been serving you since you was 4 months old and every time you turn a corner there’s either a homeless person or a junkie shooting up.

“Yeah I live in Bracknell”
“I’m so sorry”

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