Polish

Polish is a West-Slav language. It has had separated from lechick group of languages. It’s spoken mainly in Poland, because it’s considered as one of the hardest languages to learn.

In Poland it’s like every region has its own dialect. In our country we distinguish following dialects : wielkopolski, ma³opolski , œl¹ski , mazowiecki , kujawsko – che³mski , kaszubski.

For foreigners the hardest thing in our language is conjugation, orthography and pronunciation. To make them practice they are given famous Polish poem written by Jan Brzechwa called “Chrz¹szcz” which means “beetle” and it goes something like this:


“W Szczebrzeszynie chrz¹szcz brzmi w trzcinie
I Szczebrzeszyn z tego s³ynie

Wó³ go pyta: „Panie chrz¹szczu,
Po co pan tak brzêczy w g¹szczu...”

Ja sobie swietnie z tym jezykiem radze. Byc moze gorzej jest z jezykiem, ktory obsluguje ta strone, ale nawet ludzie, ktorzy uzywaja go jako jezyka "ojczystego", czesto radza sobie gorzej niz ja. O czym to swiadczy? Odpowiedz na wczesniejsze definicje: "Przyganial kociol garnkowi".

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