coldcock

v. to place a male friend against his will in a walk-in freezer over night. In the morning, when you return to release your friend, he will have a coldcock.

The fucktarded Bush brothers coldcocked me as a joke but ended up causing my penis to get frostbitten and then it was surgically uncocked.

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Polish

Polish is a West-Slav language. It has had separated from lechick group of languages. It’s spoken mainly in Poland, because it’s considered as one of the hardest languages to learn.

In Poland it’s like every region has its own dialect. In our country we distinguish following dialects : wielkopolski, ma³opolski , œl¹ski , mazowiecki , kujawsko – che³mski , kaszubski.

For foreigners the hardest thing in our language is conjugation, orthography and pronunciation. To make them practice they are given famous Polish poem written by Jan Brzechwa called “Chrz¹szcz” which means “beetle” and it goes something like this:


“W Szczebrzeszynie chrz¹szcz brzmi w trzcinie
I Szczebrzeszyn z tego s³ynie

Wó³ go pyta: „Panie chrz¹szczu,
Po co pan tak brzêczy w g¹szczu...”

Ja sobie swietnie z tym jezykiem radze. Byc moze gorzej jest z jezykiem, ktory obsluguje ta strone, ale nawet ludzie, ktorzy uzywaja go jako jezyka "ojczystego", czesto radza sobie gorzej niz ja. O czym to swiadczy? Odpowiedz na wczesniejsze definicje: "Przyganial kociol garnkowi".

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Canned Lutefisk

This term denotes a person who was not originally born in Scandanavia, but is of Scandanavian descent and refers to countries like Norway, as their home. These people are characterized by many attributes such as:
- Blonde hair
- Troll-phobia (which accounts for their fear of bridges as well)
- Desire to collect troll memorabilia
- Literacy rate of 100%
- Desire to utter UFF DA whenever feeling slightly dissapointed or upset.
- Scandalous nature
- Insatiable love for the Vikings of Norway such as Eric the Red
- And among many others, the ability to eat Lutefisk, a native codfish soaked in lye, and actually enjoy it.

Oh that canned lutefisk is such as sketchy kid, I mean just look at him.

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wudup

what's up ? how's it goin' ?

Q: wudup ?
A: not much, how 'bout you ?

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