missionary position

man on top, woman on bottom. nuff said.

Last night I ain't get nothin' but some sorry assed missionary position.

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100 K

is equal to 100 thousand friends on myspace.

sarah got whored and last night reached 100 K.

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Crack er' Jack

Nice ass: very lovable: awesomely cute: 6 pack horse!

Man, this horse is a true Crack er' Jack!

I love you Crack er' Jack!

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muff diver

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

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cut throat

to describe something in a bad way or good way. Depends on where your from.

Good way: dat boi ova der is cut throat
Bad way: man hau weave was cut throat it dont even match hau real hair

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Tittiedoo

When ya stomach stick out farther den ya titties do.

person 1: man u gon get wit dat gurl
person 2: naww she got dat tittiedo
person 1: tittiedo???
person 2: when ya stomach stick out farther den ya titties do
person 1: yeaa sho got dat haha

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santa clause

strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?

He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.

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