lakeland

Place where people go to die....

And theres nothing to do but shop at the abundance of Walmarts, Publixs Badcock, Home Depots, or Sonics....

1: So what do you want to do tonight?
2: I dunno whats to do in Lakeland?
1: Die.

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well hung

having a large cock

All the girls want jo bc he is so well hung.

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puff daddy

rapper who throws the best and most outrageous parties; he's so hot jenny lopez actually went to bed with him.

heard p, puffy, puff daddy, diddy daddy whatever name he goes by right now, is hanging with that faggot ashton.

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Valentines Day

A scam made by the greeting card company

Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....

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peeps

1) small marshmellows in the shape of bunnies or ducks.

2) the ignorants persons way to say people.

1) served around easter, given out in little boxes, you've all seen them

2).... I can't bear to even use peeps in a sentence when refering to people.

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She Bop

getting sexual gratification through self-stimulation. more specifically, female masturbation.

see Cyndi Lauper.

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wack off

to jack off until one cums.

I had to wack off after i watched baywatch.

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