nargis

a universal something or other capable of not only cooking stuff, not only being a remedy to all of your problems, but also a wonderful saddle for your pet camel/llama/oompaloompa hybrid

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ownijj

same as ownage, adjective form of owned.

this game is teh ownijj

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hoight

A catch-all, placeholder phrase. Usually shows up under duress. Most commonly used when the speaker has no idea what the hell is going on or what he's going to do. Similar to a combination in connotation of the military FUBAR and hoo-ah.
The word hoit may have originally started as an alternate spelling.

"Aww, hoight, I have no idea--wait, here we go, I got it."

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whhaer

a penis that is perfectly round and flat, like a plate.

Stop eating off your whhaer, you don't want to get it dirty just after you polished it.

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schuch

is used maily to express an agreement

Hey do you want to go out tonight?
"schuch"
-or-
That girl was hot!
"schuch"

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Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

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Trinity, the

Goatse, Tubgirl, and the Harlequin Fetus, the 3 worst (or best) things on the internet as one.

Ive seen the whole Trinity. It changed my whole outlook on the world. It's that strong.

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