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one who forgets to use a condom
guy:damnit i forgot to bring a condom oh well lets screw anyway
girl:no thats cumdum
35👍 13👎
a very rare medical case in which one person is beyound the point of very bored
guy1:hey man i think ive got a bad case of uberboredomitus do u know how to cure me
guy2:yeah man the best way to cure uberboredomitus is just to hang out with ppl so why dont u come on over and play xbox
16👍 2👎
Being caught off guard by realizing how much you love sumone
Dude i was totally kicking john cenas ass on smackdown vs. raw 08 when Britney Spears Walked into the room an LOVEFUCKED Me causing me to lose
15👍 5👎