Masturblisters

Blisters from way too much masturbation either on your hands or penis.

I had these huge sores on my penis. What a relief, the doctor told me they were just "masturblisters". No prescription needed, just told me to use more hand cream.

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Chubbless

The inability to get an erection usually a temporary condition due to fatigue or too much alcohol. Not to be confused with Erectile disfunction disorder.

I had so much to drink last night that I was "chubbless"!

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