JWF'd

a term coined by George Carlin. Means jolly well fucked.

"He was SOL and JWF'd. Shit outta luck and jolly well fucked."

- George Carlin

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Unfuckyourself

The opposite of fucking ones self. To unfuckyourself, you're fixing a fuck up or avoiding the fuck up altogether.

11 year old mother: What's a condom?
FLuffee: It's what you could have used to unfuckyourself. Yes, Unfuckyourself is indeed a word."

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Parents Television Council

The worst people on the planet. They are comparable to the grease on the floor of gas station bathrooms. They think the Government, TV Networks, and everyone else should take care of their kids, except them. They bitch and file their "FCC Indecency Complaints" every time Saturday Night Live accidentally airs an uncensored "Fuck" after Midnight, because "Their Children Are Watching".

" Getting hate mail from the Parents Television Council is like getting hate mail from Hitler. They're literally horrible people."- Seth MacFarlane

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Hell

A large movie theater that shows Katt Williams 24/7. They only serve 7-Up and ice cream flavored Skittles.

Guy 1: I'm going to Hell.
Guy 2: Oh, that sucks, bro.

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