Cashmere sweater

cashmere sweater: The act of having good sex with someone you're not dating.

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cashmere tuxedo: The act of having THE BEST sex with someone you're not dating.

cashmere gloves: the act of getting a hand job from someone you're not dating

cashmere suit: the act of having OK sex with someone you're not dating

cashmere fruit basket: the act of having sex with multiple people you're not dating in the same day

craig: i just got a cashmere sweater from amanda!

justin: so what i got a cashmere tuxedo from her two days ago

craig: nice!

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