Zoomer

Someone who is able to work from home via Zoom. Usually Zoomers are upper class white anglo-saxon protestants (WASPs) who remain safe in their domestic bubbles.

He didn't get Covid, Zoomers aren't exposed like the rest of us.

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trucker's bladder

A condition wherein one cannot hold "it" for any length of time and has to constantly urinate. This condition has been known to develop among truckers who after holding it for extended periods eventually lose the ability to hold it at all.

Bob has trucker's bladder- he can't hold it for more than ten minutes.

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