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The feeling you get when you come across an old friend on Facebook and realize that their life turned out way better and is more interesting than yours.
Joe: "My wife left me for another woman and my kid should be out on parole next summer. That, and I almost got my mullet grown to the perfect length. So what have you been up to?"
Jim: "I ended up getting married to a supermodel and moving to Monaco after selling my shares in MSFT. Currently doing volunteer work to eradicate poverty. Oh, you may have also seen me in the news recently during my kid's Nobel prize nomination."
Joe: "Fucker"
Jim: "Chill out with the Facebook envy, already"
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Used to describe people who encounter a social networking profile with more friends and feel upset about it
She says: Dude, I can't believe you have 96 friends listed! I mean, you don't even know half of them!
He Replies: That's just your facebook envy talking, don't feel so bad for having only 9.
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viag·ri·fy -fied -fy-ing
Something so awesome that it causes sustained periods of sexual arousal and libidinous bliss
I'm feeling totally viagrified that the weekend is just around the corner.
This logo lacks a bit of oomph, we need to viagrify it.
I'm not sure what that perfume she's wearing is called but it's totally viagrifying.
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