Brick Style

"Brick Style" is when someone takes a shit so excruciating and painful, it sounds like they are shitting out a Masonry Brick.

Person 1:"OH GOD JESUS PLEASE HELP ME, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS PLEASE SAVE ME!"
Person 2: "Why is he being so loud?"
Person 3: "He's taking a shit. Brick Style."
Person 2: "Oh god"

Tanners Pickett

A Tanners Pickett is when somebody jacks off during class but somehow never gets caught.

Person 1: "Look at that dude, he is totally doing a Tanners Pickett"
Person 2: "In the middle of History?"

Ted Cruz

A man who was born with less than average brain cell count (sub 1000 to be specific), And the Zodiac Killer.

Person 1: "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer 100%"
Person 2: "for real"

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Betodile

A Betodile is a person who says blatantly stupid things and does not elaborate.

Betodile: "I think that Mars is a square"
Person 1: "What are you saying????"
Person 2: "He is such a fucking Betodile"