Foof

Useless shit or unwanted stuff. Synonymous with stuff

Matt: Dude, why did you leave all your foof everywhere there's no where to sit.

Trisha: I finally plucked my eyebrows and got rid of all the foof.

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Death Screen

Reffering to when the screen of your iphone jams then slowly fades to black. It can take several minutes to turn back on and is really annoying. One of the many bugs of ios7 or higher.

Guy 1: Hey mate can you google this for me
Guy 2: Sorry I can't my iPhone just went to the death screen.
Guy 1: Oh sorry that sucks

Negative fucks

The opposite of giving a fuck, closely related to i don't give a fuck. It is when you care so little about something that the existence of the problem actually pisses you off.

If I hear about Kelly's new haircut again I'm going to lose my shit. I don't give a fuck in fact it's so annoying i give negative fucks.

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