welly

Friendly nickname for Wellington Ale, a popular Ontario, Canada beer enjoyed at the cabin on May Two-Four.

Hey, crack me open a Welly, eh? And who ate all the crullers?

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Lit

Slang term for Literotica.

I was late for work. Spent way too much time on Lit again.

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pull the goalie

Canadian term for masturbation.

After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"

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coffee regular

Coffee ordered at Tim Hortons in Canada. Translates to one cream and one sugar.
Often used in conjunction with the double double when taking orders for fat friends.

I'll take a coffee regular for me and a double double for "Moby Dick" here.

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literotica

an adult erotica forum where there is surprisingly little erotica and considerably more flaming and political threads.
Plenty of ugly people post nudie pics as well.

I totally flamed that dude on Literotica, I'm bound to get laid now.

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cruller

A tractor-tire shaped donut sold at Tim Hortons in Canada. It is made, I swear, of sugar, lard and pure, uncut cocaine.

If you're going to Tims I'll have a double double and some crullers.

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