white girl

A 'white girl' is usually defined as a Caucasian teenage girl who is observed with the following traits: has an unhealthy obsession with Starbucks, desperately hits up her friends for likes on Instagram, overuses emojis, has a put-on ghetto dialect, takes a million selfies then deletes 99% of them, and enjoys crushing on a new boy every week. There are many more traits, but to list them would be redundant.

Be careful, as they evolve constantly. One week they might love Nutella, while the next they'll disown it.

Girl 1: "Did you hear that Lily went to Starbucks an hour ago?"
Girl 2: "What, right after practice? She just went this morning and ordered a venti!"
Girl 1: "We may need to stage an intervention."
(They sigh and sip at their frappachuinos. Hint: they are white girls.)

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