battledash is a very smart computer and coder nerd. he loves spending time with his two best friends, cresh and kongo. dash often sends memes in their groupchat to which neither of them respond to. battledash loves to correct your grammar mistakes and make fun of you for being an idiot. battledash is a very sexy person.
pepe: hey, isnt that battledash?
ur mom: yeah, hes so hot.
a guy who plays minecraft and is actually a pretty epic youtuber. he NEVER makes a mistake in minecraft, and he gets trolled a lot. honestly heâs pretty cool besides his corny tweets, go subscribe.
person 1: âhey look! itâs lynix!â
person 2: âhe looks like tfue.â
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some kid with a youtube channel and a discord. kinda cringe ngl. they call him basta. donât forget to glizzy bcool subscribe! also, make sure to boost the nation youtube! gobble appreciated and to channel bcool bitch!
glizzy gobblers: âlook! itâs our lord and savior bcool!â
bcool: âhello my pupils. it is time to gobble some glizzys.â
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a very sexy man. he is often found being cringe and eating tnt donuts. kongo is a vibrant soul, and he likes to eat pancakes for breakfast. kongo is a pretty cool guy but donât add him in discord
sonic the hedgehog: omg itâs kongo!
waluigi: yes kongo is a stud
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