Drunk Texting

When you’re absolutely cocked out of your mind and you text people things you’d never ever text them while sober.

Your friend: “You were so drunk last night”
You: “No I wasn’t what are you talkin about?”
Your friend: “Dude you were drunk texting your dad asking if he was a virgin.”
You: “Ahhhh fuck me not again.”’
Your friend: “What?”
You: “Nevermind.”