wompus

the state of being an ass to others.

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.

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troll biscuts

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to MacDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuts today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

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matzab

people who participate in a variety of activities including, a. jumping with the left foot forward,
b. ganking,
c.capping,
d.mortar and pestling,
e.flying,
f.pwning with swords
Generally identifiable by the obvious awesomeness.

That matzab was friggin pwning shit like it was his birthday.

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tomicon

the events that take place at Thomas Hanes' house, once a small gathering of friends is now known to many, activities include all-night gaming, table-top role-playingness, reality melee battles
"We were basically the only group of people who could have fun without the use of a keg or a bowl" - Cole

Whats going on this friday, oh thats right we are having Tomicon.

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Honer

A person who hones there skill with there bone. AKA the kid you wish you hadn't walked in on.

1. Bill, "Oh SNAP frank what are you doing?"
Frank, "I am honering, leave NOW!"

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paranamanelia

a definaitoion for a disease used for people who dont have a reson for not doing something (An excuse)

oh im sorry ive got paranamanelia

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Pelvic Smear

Someone who rubs there pelvis up against something too much

He received a pelvic smear from rubbing his pelvis against the wall!

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