Hannah

Hannah is amazing, beautiful, stunning and a goddess. Wife her the fuck up! You would god-damn lucky to lick her shoe. Don't talk fucking shit, she will fuck you up, bitch. Listen.. she is gay as fuck, loved by many, and understood by few. Her passions are love, friendship, the planet, politics, money, happiness, and common welfare. She will always win an argument. Spread her word, spread her name, worship her in the streets (and in the sheets), create statues in her image. She will go down in history and you will be forgotten, dumbasses. If you ever have the pleasure of meeting a Hannah shiver in fear at her overwhelming superiority, intelligence, and beauty. Bow down and submit to your new God!

subject 1: I'm unsure about all of Hannahs ideas for her rule

(loyal) subject 2: how. fucking. dare. you.

*subject one is executed immediately*

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