Hauling Lumber

This is a euphemism for the state in which someone is in need of a bowel movement, i.e. that feeling that you need to take a crap.

Man, I have been hauling lumber all day, I don't know how much longer I can hold it.

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Typelexia

n. a theoretical disorder associated with impairment of the ability to type like a normal human being. Some common occurances include inserting a space in the wrong place (1), using a captial letter unintentionally (2,3), releasing the shift key early when using punctuation (4), accidently inverting letters (5).

1) "Here isa n exampl eof typelexia!!"
2) "hEre is an example of typelexia!!"
3) "HEre is an example of typelexia!!"
4) "Here is an example of typelexia!1"
5) "Here si an exmapel of typelexia!!"

change my shoes

This is a euphemism for the act of a bowel movement, i.e. taking a crap.

Before we go to diner, I need to change my shoes.

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pussy good

when something is really good.

Damn, that lobster was pussy good.

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