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This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!
Sara wanted to do it, but she was a complete scrump so I screwed her hockey style
When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.
Jessica had a dirty mouth so I gave that whore the Fluoride Treatment
A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.
Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump
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a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.
Phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.
To receive a blumpkin while incredibly wasted, or krunk. One of the best experiences on Earth, almost as good as a Philkin, smeagle, or overboard
Dude, last night I got so trashed, then I found some nasty chick who gave me a krunkin.
When you are about to go down on a chick for the first time, and you see that she's never trimmed "there" and you realize that you'll need a machette to get to your destination. You say "fuck it" and go anyways.
I'd only seen something with that much hair at the zoo but I was horny so I went jungle trudging.
The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life.
You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73