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The act of one touching and rubbing their genitals to induce sexual pleasure, often to the point of orgasm.
The most common age group to engage in this act are teens and young adults. Research show that the average age for one to start is 12.8, and the average for one to finally stop is 29.6. In some religions, particularly Christianity, masturbation is considered a sin.
A very common act for teens to do is masturbation.
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The word Handjob spelled backwards. Often used to say obscene things in public without being noticed
Last night, I gave my boyfriend an amazing bojdnah, and I think he liked it
The day Denzel Crocker lost his Fairy God Parents in 1972
March 15th is the day when Mr. Crocker is at his meanest
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When a person orgasms in their sleep. Known medically as Nocturnal Emission or Vaginal Lubrication, this is caused when a person has a dream that turns them on, causing sexual arousal. It most commonly effects people age 11-24. When people wake up, they often have a great shock as to what happened. Most people grow out of them by age 26. However, not everyone is effected by them. One common myth is that it effects only boys. However, girls can have them too, though its different.
Mario: OMG, Jake, I had a Wet Dream last night!
Jake: Uhh, Mario, what?
Mario: I had a dream that I was being given a blowjob by the hottest girl in school. Then, I climaxed in the dream, and shot cum into her mouth in the dream, and that's the last of the dream, before I woke up. When I did, I felt a warm, wet sensation. I turned the light on, and saw my pants were wet. I felt it, and it was semen. Somehow, I orgasmed while I slept. As uncomfortable as it was, I had to wait to deal with it until morning.
Jake: OMG, You dreamed of being blown by a hot girl?! You have such a dirty mind!
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