GREGARY

Someone named Greg who is constantly called Gary

Hi Gary I mean Greg. Poor Gregary no one gets his name right.

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chauffriend

Noun:
The title assigned to the friend that will be responsible for driving you around until you get your license back from your DUI.

Verb:

The act of driving you around until you get your license back from your DUI.

Even though Amy had girls' night out planned, she still had to chauffriend Gary to the VFW.

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