Will

Will is the either the sophisticated friend in your group, the one who is well behaved and although pleasant is generally pretty one dimensional, or he is the kid who's Dad just straight up whacks him with a fucking chair.

My friend Will chipped his tooth after being smacked by a chair.

Spedarino

Synonym to sped, meaning special ed, retarded, or that one Alex kid

Alex the spedarino was not only dumb and autistic, but also gay af

Baltimore

Somewhere you go to get mugged

My friend went on a trip to Baltimore and he came back about $100, and a cellphone poorer