Chubby handjob

A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.

Sasha: See that guy over there? Would you let him hit?? 👀
Jules: Nah he’s honestly a chubby handjob

Blue pearled

Like blue balls but for vagina havers

He was giving me head but had to go! He left me blue pearled.