Brag Text

When someone texts you just to brag about what they're doing.

*texting*

Greg: I'm at this huge party. It's so much fun! What are you doing?

Lisa: Nothing. Just sitting at home.

Greg: Well that really sucks. I'm gonna get so wasted.

*end texting*

Friend: Who was that?

Lisa: Ughhh! Greg. He always brag texts me.

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Nosebox

(verb) to be extremely nosy
(noun) a person who is extremely nosy

"Where were you last night?"
"What's it to ya, nosebox?"