Jamie

A guy with some of the nicest melons you’ll ever see

Damn Jamie, nice tits

Rufus

This is a name for only the most alpha of men, the type of man who brings in all the groceries at once, the type of man that takes bites out of popsicles, the type of man who can look Ukranian Oleksii Novikov in the eyes and call him a pencil neck feel, Rufus is a higher status than chad. Rufus gets all the hoes and bitches, (respectfully) Rufus is the highest form of power to exist.

Girl 1: wow he is so hot, I want to have sexual intercourse with him!
Girl 2: he is such a Rufus!

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