birthday sex

A Miller Lite, Bud Light, or other light beer served in a bottle with one sip replaced with a shot or half shot of vanilla flavored vodka (Svedka, Smirnoff, Stoli, etc.) Put your thumb on the top and gently flip the bottle over to mix. Tastes like cupcakes.

how'd you get so fucked up on just bud light?

i was actually drinking birthday sex.

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kamikaze wingman

a wingman who takes a major hit for the team by taking the fugly, nasty and/or fat grenade.

Jeff is the greatest wingman of all time. He'll always offer to go on those suicide missions and kamikaze wingman for me with those heffalump bitches.

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