blundertard

a blundering moron

Ian is such a blundertard, it's amazing he didn't bury that hooker at the beach.

brover and out

A bro's way of saying goodbye.

Thanks for calling Froggy, call you if theres a swell, brover and out.

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the fibbler

Like the Super villain The Riddler, only this person tells lies instead of asking riddles.

I thought you said it was huge, or did the fibbler say that just to get me in this utility closet with him?

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wingbro

like a wingman, but closer to the hitman. They may have gone to high school together.

My wingbro and I have downed more birds than a redneck during duck season.

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brodingo or Brodingo

A male greeting, used widely by caucasian surfer types. A combination or Bro: meaning brother or man or friend, and the Australian word for a wild dog, or Dingo.

Whoa "brodingo or Brodingo" , those were some tasty laybacks out there.

Translation: Wow my brother Dog, that was some impressive use of redirection on your surfboard.

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broldtimer

An old surfer, or extreme sports athlete past his or her prime.

My dad can still surf harder than any broldtimer I know.

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that's bird

the coolest that anything can be, or a great way to say that's the end of the subject. Comparable to saying "Word". At times ending in a handshake resembling a bird eating grain, followed by a turkey style call.

Look at that 84 honda civic with the three foot wing on the trunk, now that's bird!

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