Bro

The bro, despite many misconceptions, is an intricate individual. The bro generally resides in a college environment. There are many species of Bros. because they are not currently endangered and their number are actually on the rise as of late. Many male bros try to be part of the species but some are not acknowledged. With that said, some very select women can achieve honorary "bro status" for being "cool as fuck" and for doing other awesome thing. The bro species is often reflected in a negative light, however the people that magnify this are bro haters. Bro haters are people who are jealous of achievement and fun that bros have in their habitat. Bros feed on energy from things such as parties and energy that other bros provide for each other. While bros can be found in many places, (both northern and southern hemispheres) they strive for environments such as parties, some (legit) frats, places with beautiful women and successful environments in general. Bros can not be categorized into a specific race, but guidos are not bros, although they strive to feel like they belong. Bro haters make bros sound dumb however, they are not. They cover vast intellects and are generally people balance well between work and play, often better than others, which is why there are so many bro haters. If you come across a bro in his habitat, DO NOT PANIC bros only react to negative energy.

Did you meet Jake at the event yesterday?" "Yeah, he has the potential to be a legit bro.

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